Jerry was always bright, bubbly, shiney, and clean
She was wise, kind, no blemishes seen.
Quite nearly perfectly, magnificently sweet
Jerry was the most delicious treat
Every last cherry admired her smile,
Her father wondered when he would walk her down the aisle
Everyone fawned over Jerry
Who wouldn’t?
Jerry could do things
That other cherries couldn’t
Jerry could bend over backwards
To tie her own stem in a knot
It was her favorite coping skill
When she got stuck in her thoughts.
Even though Jerry was everything she could be
She often felt quite a bit empty.
“Never enough,” her insides would say
“You could be better in every which way”
I am not sweet, smart, or kind
I have the most unthinkable mind.
My mind says I’m ugly, horrific, unclean
It even tells me I am horribly mean.
I spend every minute of every hour, shining my peel
let me assure you, It is less than ideal
But I can’t stop shining
To make myself neat
Or people will stop saying
That I’m the most delicious treat
If people stop noticing
What will I do?
So I keep on shining
To push myself through.
In another part of town lived a chunk of dark chocolate—the most delicious looking hunk.
His name was Morris-a be very strong fellow
Full of magnesium, zinc, and 78% cocoa.
Everyone wanted to be Morris’s friend
He lowered their heart rate, blood pressure, and was full of selenium.
Plenty of friends, but never a soul mate
Morris was ready to settle and cohabitate
More than cohabitate, he wanted his forever
But everyone said that too much of him was not better.
Too much of Morris left others feeling queasy
“Only in small doses!”
They echoed repeatedly.
One day, Morris was feeling unwell
He walked to the beach to look for some shells
“What is wrong with me?” Morris said up to the sky
His hands reached up
Not a soul was close by.
“Help me find a wife.”
He prayed in his head.
He hopped in his car
Drove home, and went to bed.
Several months passed
Until they finally bumped into each other
Picking out sunflowers in the warm, sunny weather.
When Morris saw Jerry,
He knew it was his wife
But how would he explain
That they would be together for life.
He had never met Jerry
What on Earth would Morris say?
As he walked near her, he whispered,
“What a lovely sunny day.”
Jerry looked over and saw Morris standing
As soon as she saw him, she felt her heart pounding.
Who is this hunk of dark chocolate?
She thought to herself
But before she could wonder
He introduced himself.
“My name is Morris,”
He said to the sweet cherry.
“Hi Morris, I’m Jerry. Do you think we should marry?”
“I can’t believe I just said that!” Jerry exclaimed, as she turned an even brighter red.
Morris didn’t mind
He knew they would wed.
From that day on, they spent each day together.
Riding bicycles, writing poems, enjoying each breath forever.
It no longer mattered what Jerry’s insides would say
She trusted her gut
And her gut said to stay.
“Be with Morris
He is your perfect match
He truly appreciates that you are a catch”
And Morris no longer felt like too much
Because Jerry simply could not get enough.
It no longer mattered what other people said
Because Jerry and Morris were destined to wed.
Jerry and Morris did marry one day
They lived out their lives until they turned old and gray.
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